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Spongebob Dirty Dan Sticker • Millions of distinctive designs by way of unbiased artists. Find your thing.I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan. I'm dirty dance. Oh, so dirty dad screaming gets you no. Which certainly one of you fellers is the true dirty dance I'm. Foot Okay, Pinhead Larry Now you get yours. You're gonna pay for those crabs Pinhead Andy Stand again. I worn in you. Okay, I warned ya did you win? Okay"Survival of the Idiots" Sandy references him in a dream during hibernation as a Texas outlaw, earlier than SpongeBob and Patrick create a sport the place they'd fight over the titles of Pinhead Larry and Dirty Dan. SpongeBob pretends to be him at first, however at the finish of the fight, Patrick is titled as Dirty Dan.Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan. [SpongeBob sees something in the back of Patrick and screams in terror] Screaming will get you nowh- [Sandy reaches out, grabs the top of Patrick's head and rips it off. Sandy huffs and growls as she stands at the back of Patrick, towering over him with sharpened enamel bared in a snarl]
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N/AAirdate: May 19, 2001See more... List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Survival of the Idiots" from Season 2, which aired on May 19, 2001. [SpongeBob and Patrick are running down the block leaping up and down, disfiguring themselves in the procedure] SpongeBob: [hyperactive, in time with Patrick] Alright, we are gonna move to Sandy's space! Yeah! Ha-ha! Keep the tree warm, Sandy, we're on our method to your house! Ha-ha-ha... Patrick: [hyperactive, in time with SpongeBob] Yay! Yay! Ha-ha! I'm gonna beat you there! I'm gonna... ah, it's gonna be fun! Ah-ha... [They freeze in mid-run after they see Sandy's treedome is enclosed with steel walls. The two stroll as much as the door, which has a "Keep Out" sign on it] SpongeBob: Sandy? [they input] Hey, Sandy, what's with the sign? [the two walk up to a TV which displays Sandy in a purple nightgown consuming acorns] Patrick: Look, she's on the Eating Channel. Sandy: [On TV. Sandy fills her cheeks with acorns and swallows, wincing in ache as the large mass of acorns passes down her long, thin neck and into her small torso, deforming it because it goes] Howdy! [eats more nuts] If y'all are watching this, that means I'm asleep for the wintry weather. This sleep is named hibernation. ["HIBERNATION" appears on the bottom of the display screen. Sandy eats more nuts] During hibernation, animals do not love to be woken up. So do not disturb. [sternly] That way you, SpongeBob. [Patrick turns the TV off and puts on SpongeBob's water helmet and his own] Patrick: We better put these on. SpongeBob: Never thoughts, Pat. Sandy mentioned not to are available in. Let's am-scray. [Patrick pushes the button, letting the entire water drain out of the entrance foyer] Patrick: When are you gonna be told, SpongeBob? "No" means "yes"! SpongeBob: Patrick, listen, how again and again do now we have to-? Patrick: SpongeBob, have a look at this! [snow falls in and covers the bottom of the treedome. SpongeBob gasps and walks in] SpongeBob: What is these items? [pan around the treedome] Patrick: It's a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort as you have got never felt sooner than. SpongeBob: [teary-eyed] Wow, Patrick, that used to be beautiful. Patrick: What, I was simply studying this candy bar wrapper, see? [SpongeBob frowns; he palms SpongeBob the wrapper. SpongeBob gasps] SpongeBob: Patrick! Put your helmet again on! [Patrick has taken his helmet off and is eating the snowflakes] You know there is no water in Sandy's area! Patrick: It's k, SpongeBob. This stuff is water! Look! [Patrick we could a flake land on his tongue and it melts into water] SpongeBob: I suppose you might be right. It's ok here! Patrick: Take it off. No one's taking a look. [SpongeBob does so and the two cheer and burrow themselves within the snow. They pop again up with noses manufactured from snow. Then, they listen a peculiar sound] SpongeBob, did you listen that? SpongeBob: I feel it got here from Sandy's tree. Patrick: That is one tired tree. SpongeBob: Let's test it out. [cut to within Sandy's tree the place SpongeBob and Patrick are available in. They both gasp] Look what's in Sandy's mattress! [they stroll over to the mattress, the place Sandy is asleep in hibernation form, having a look like some weird squirrel-like monster] Patrick: Looks like an over-inflated Sandy doll! SpongeBob: I feel this factor is Sandy. Patrick: Hibernation should mean the opposite of good looks sleep. Sandy: [snoring, speaking in sleep] I've had sufficient of your dastardly deeds, Dirty Dan. I'm gonna get you and your partner, Pinhead Larry or my name ain't Sheriff... Sandy... [snores] SpongeBob: [giggles] She must be dreaming about Texas outlaws. [the two giggle] Look out, Sandy, I'm Dirty Dan. Sandy: I'm gonna catch you and throw you in jail at taxpayers' expense. SpongeBob: Oh, you higher run sooner, Sandy. Patrick: Yeah! I'm getting away! Faster! [Sandy strikes her arms and legs] SpongeBob: Hurry, we are getting in a taxi! Patrick: Faster, sooner! [the 2 giggle] Sandy: I'll get you two. You're nothing but pure evil! Just like newspaper comics... [snores off to sleep, the 2 giggle again] SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. We shouldn't disturb her anymore. Patrick: That's now not demanding. This is demanding! [Patrick struggles to create a speaking face that protrudes from his back] Hi there, SpongeBob. My name is PatBack. SpongeBob: Ha! That is really nerve-racking! [the 2 giggle uncontrollably. Cut to Sandy, her eye shoots open. A large shadow looms over SpongeBob and Patrick. Patrick stops guffawing whilst SpongeBob continues to snigger] Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob? SpongeBob: [stops guffawing] Huh? [Sandy is in point of fact mad now, she's steaming and roaring. SpongeBob and Patrick run, however Sandy has them both through the their pants and offers them an excessive wedgie. They run in mid-air anyway.] Patrick: Faster, SpongeBob! She's gaining on us! SpongeBob: [Crying from the pain of the wedgie.] Sandy! No! Stop! Sandy: I warned ya, Dirty Dan! Now, you will have simply crossed the border into Hurtville! SpongeBob: Sandy, it's us, your mates! SpongeBob and Patrick! Patrick: Please, Sandy, I can't have enough money dry cleaning! Sandy: Gonna pores and skin y'all and make a pair of size six... boots... [she falls asleep and drops the 2. They inch away and spot Sandy fall back into her mattress] Patrick: Fun's over. SpongeBob: Whew, we positive do not wish to wake her up again. Too dangerous we have no earplugs to put on her. Patrick: Yeah, all's I were given is that this bellybutton lint. [he's taking the lint out of its designated area. It somehow paperwork into the form of earmuffs] SpongeBob: All proper, Pat! [he is taking them and crawls over to the mattress. SpongeBob puts the earmuffs on Sandy] Sandy: I'm gonna rip your hands off and.... flapjacks? [snores] SpongeBob: Well, that oughta work. Patrick: [loudly] Hey, Sandy, does it paintings? [Sponge and Patrick have a look at every different and lift their eyebrows time and again and in symmetry] SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy, if you'll't listen us, don't say the rest! Patrick: Hey, Sandy! Don't wake up! [the two snort, SpongeBob holds a megaphone up to Sandy's head and yells into it] SpongeBob: See ya later, Sheriff Sandy! [laughs, the 2 run down to the snowy plains and act like outlaws, with that drawling voice] You're under arrest! Patrick: You'll by no means catch me! [he giggles and makes a snowball and throws it at SpongeBob's face. They both chuckle. Patrick starts to make every other one, but he's hit through a giant mound of snow. SpongeBob stands on a large snow cannon, giggling] Hey, that isn't fair! Cowboys couldn't find the money for cannons. SpongeBob: They couldn't come up with the money for station wagons either! [An enormous snowball shaped like a station wagon lands on Patrick] Patrick: Nice paneling. SpongeBob: All right, Pinhead. Your time is up! [reduce to Patrick, who looks as if a cone-head] Patrick: Who you calling Pinhead? I wanna be Dirty Dan! SpongeBob: What makes you suppose you can be Dirty Dan? Patrick: I'm dirty. [he is hit at the head by means of a giant "snow" shovel that SpongeBob has] SpongeBob: I'd say I'm Dirty Dan. [Patrick runs off and returns with a giant bat with a nail in it manufactured from snow] Patrick: I'd say I'm Dirty Dan! [whacks SpongeBob with it] SpongeBob: Ow! [whacks Patrick once more] I'd say I'm Dirty Dan! Ow! Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan. Ee! SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan! Ow! Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan. Ee! SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan! Oof! Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan. Ee! SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan! D'oh! [Inside the tree, Sandy blissfully sleeps until the repeated impacts purpose the earmuffs to fall off.] Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan. Ee! SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan! Ow! Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan. Ee! SpongeBob: [whacks Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan! Ow! [Sandy's eyes snap open] [Cut back to outside] Patrick: [whacks SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan. [SpongeBob sees something at the back of Patrick and screams in terror] Screaming will get you nowh- [Sandy reaches out, grabs the highest of Patrick's head and rips it off. Sandy huffs and growls as she stands at the back of Patrick, towering over him with sharpened teeth bared in a snarl] Sandy: [respiring closely] Which one of you fellers is the true Dirty Dan?! Patrick: Uh... I'm? [unhealthy idea, as Sandy promptly backhands him and sends him flying around the treedome] SpongeBob: Patrick! [Patrick slams in opposition to the dome onerous enough to go away a dent and little drumsticks go with the flow around his head] Patrick: Hot wings! [reduce to Sandy, who rounds on a cowering and terrified SpongeBob] Sandy: Okay, Pinhead Larry, now you get yours! [SpongeBob's pupils shrink in fear, he screams and jumps away to keep away from it seconds prior to Sandy's fist obliterates the place he was once simply sitting. Sandy throws her head again and bellows] Pinheeeeaaaadddd! [SpongeBob whimpers and runs, Sandy is shut in the back of. SpongeBob later does not appear to be going far as a result of he is proper behind Sandy on the exercise wheel. He slips and gets flung across the wheel. He flies off and slams into the picnic desk, leaving an enormous crater as an alternative. Sandy leans over the crater] Now you are gonna pay for the ones crimes, Pinhead! [SpongeBob choices up a wood board] SpongeBob: Sandy, stand again. I'm warning ya! [Sandy roars right in SpongeBob's face] Okay, I warned ya! [SpongeBob throws the wooden board, Patrick pops up beside Sandy] Patrick: Did you win? [he's hit by means of the board and rolls down the crater to SpongeBob’s toes] Hi, SpongeBob! [Sandy growls prior to leaping into the crater. SpongeBob and Patrick grasp onto every different in fear for his or her lives as an enormous shadow covers them prior to a cloud obscures them, probably simulating a battle. Cut to the treedome at night where two gravestones are in front of Sandy's Treedome: one for Dirty Dan and one for Pinhead Larry. Patrick and SpongeBob arise from beneath the snow in respective tombstone order] Okay, SpongeBob, you can be Dirty Dan. I simply wanna be Patrick. SpongeBob: Let's get out of here before Sandy wakes up once more! [the 2 run to the door and SpongeBob tries to open it, however his fingers slip off the wheel and by accident hits Patrick in the face] Patrick: Ouch! [covers his eyes in ache] SpongeBob: Sorry, Patrick, but the door is slippery! It's frozen shut! Patrick: Let me have a take a look at. [he goes as much as the door and spits on each fingers, making ready to open the door] Open sesame! [not anything happens, Patrick shrugs] Well, I've completed all I will be able to do. SpongeBob: Then we are stuck in right here... until the door thaws... in spring. Patrick: Barnacles. [minimize to a lot later, where SpongeBob and Patrick are totally buried within the snow, shivering and blue] Is it spring yet? SpongeBob: N-n-n-no. [Patrick and SpongeBob's snow covering on their faces breaks off] Patrick: I'm so chilly that I'm shivering! [a work of Patrick's aspect of his head cracks off, revealing his mind.] SpongeBob: I'm so cold... [SpongeBob snaps off his two nose drippings and clicks them in combination] that I will be able to use my nose drippings as a pair of chopsticks! Patrick: I'm so cold that... I'm shivering! SpongeBob: Maybe we will have to build a hearth. I were given it! We'll burn the bark from Sandy's tree! [SpongeBob begins to drag a strip of bark off the tree, however he is stopped by means of Sandy's booming voice] Sandy: [off-screen] You're gonna be dressed in an iron lung when I'm thru with you, Pinhead! [SpongeBob temporarily puts the strip back on and places duct tape on it, whimpers. SpongeBob is going again to Patrick] SpongeBob: The fire's not gonna occur, Patrick. I do not get it! How does Sandy survive these intense prerequisites annually? Patrick: Maybe she just ignores it. SpongeBob: Maybe... Patrick: Maybe... SpongeBob: Maybe it's her fur! [cut to a shot of a real-life squirrel] SpongeBob and Patrick: Yeah! [cut to throughout the tree where SpongeBob and Patrick surprise at Sandy's fur] SpongeBob: Look in any respect that warm, toasty fur. Patrick: It's like a gold mine, but with fur. [SpongeBob slowly prepares to pluck a hair off Sandy] SpongeBob: Carefully... sparsely? [Patrick smacks him] Patrick: Come on, do it! I'm freezing right here! SpongeBob: All proper, all right, hold on a 2d! [he plucks one hair off and Sandy jumps up from her sleep and roars ferociously. Then is going again to sleep] That will have to be sufficient, right? [Patrick takes the hair] Patrick: Sponge, I'm a large man. A big, big guy! SpongeBob: Well, I suppose I've lived a full lifestyles! [he plucks yet another hair, inflicting the same response with Sandy] Patrick: This is taking too lengthy! I need the warm now! [he takes a work of duct tape, puts it on Sandy] SpongeBob: Pat, no! [Patrick rips a patch of Sandy's fur off with the tape, leaving a patch of bare skin. Sandy roars and goes back to sleep, SpongeBob sighs in relief] Pat, are you crazy?! [we see that Patrick has placed the fur on his brow] Patrick: No, I'm heat. SpongeBob: Let me see that roll of tape. [As we pan out from the tree, we listen the tape ripping out Sandy's fur and her roaring. Cut to later, Patrick comes out of the tree with a strip of hair on his brow and his pants stuffed with fur. SpongeBob comes out with giant eyebrows and a goatee.] Patrick: Man, that fur in point of fact hits the spot! No more frozen armpits. [he lifts his arm up, revealing fur under it] SpongeBob: And this eyebrow/goatee combo works like a appeal. This is the most productive thought we've got ever had. Patrick: You stated it! SpongeBob: I'm in a position for the longest, coldest iciness ever! SpongeBob and Patrick: Bring it on! [Just then, the entire snow stops and melts. It's springtime once more, flowers bloom.] SpongeBob: Spring? Sandy: [off display screen. yawns] Wow, spring already? [SpongeBob and Patrick run frantically to the door, but the care for hasn't thawed but] SpongeBob: Tartar sauce! The lock remains to be frozen! Sandy: [off-screen] I sure cannot wait to move out of doors and warm my fur! [SpongeBob and Patrick frantically blow on the door handle until it melts. Sandy peeks out the window] Sandy: Oh, glance, it is SpongeBob and Patrick! [With that, SpongeBob and Patrick go loopy trying to open the door. Patrick screams. Sandy walks over, totally hairless and in her bikini.] Sandy: Hey, guys! [They climb off the door] [She sees the entire different fur assortments the 2 are dressed in. She looks down at her bald red body and screams in horror.] SpongeBob: It's k, Sandy. Squirrel pattern baldness is relatively not unusual in small mammals! [Patrick gets rid of the furry piece from his forehead, smiling fearfully. Sandy is in reality ticked now] Sandy: [growling with fury] SpongeBob... Patrick... SpongeBob: Don't worry, Sandy, we have now were given you coated. [He giggles nervously. Cut to Sandy's arm pouring some lemonade, she giggles.] Sandy: [giggles] More lemonade, boys? [pan out to peer that Patrick is curled around Sandy's head and SpongeBob round Sandy's body, in an effort to cover up her bald red cover and stay her heat until her fur grows again. The two take a tumbler] SpongeBob and Patrick: Thanks, Sandy. Sandy: Spring certain is gorgeous.